$13.00
We teamed up with one of the nastiest dudes on the metal scene, Putrid (www.Putridgore.com) for our first! This shirt is guaranteed to melt face and offend all onlookers!
You may be asking yourself, what can this shirt do for me? Well we've compiled a short list...
-Impress your metal friends
-Get thrown out of fancy places
-Scare your neighbors
-Hide disgusting scars and embarrassing tribal tattoos.
-Makes a great cum rag!
-Works as a parachute!*
-100% Fire retardant!**
-WILL GET YOU LAID!***
*Does not work as a parachute
**12% fire retardant
***Could help, if they know who we are, just tell them you are friends with us or something.
Printed by the dudes over at Liberated Images
( http://www.liberatedimages.com/ ) on 100% cotton pre-shrunk anvil tees.